Modest Urn for People

Archie McPhee
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An urn for the 99% Everyone has a cheap relative- and death is EXPENSIVE! You know that when they die... Read more

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An urn for the 99%

Everyone has a cheap relative- and death is EXPENSIVE! You know that when they die they'd be mad at you if you spent an arm and a leg on a fancy urn! This is the perfect urn for the frugal. This metal can (which weirdly resembles a coffee can) comes with a sticker sheet so that you can decorate it for the deceased. Features a reusable interior metal seal and an exterior plastic cap to keep ash from falling out, and includes a fill-in-the-blank eulogy for simple and easy mourning!

Size: 5" tall, 4" diameter
Material: metal

SKU: AM 12489
UPC: 739048124897
Item #: 15969

HURRY FOR HALLOWEEN! ANY ORDERS PLACED AFTER 8:00 PM CST ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21, ARE NOT GUARANTEED TO BE DELIVERED BY HALLOWEEN DAY!

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