Giant Lobster Claw Hands

Sure, your normal human hands let you do basic tasks like type on a keyboard and count to ten on your fingers, but you have to
admit that it would be way cooler with claws instead. This set slips over your hands and instantly makes you more lobster-y. In fact,
you'll look so lobster-iffic (sorry- I know it was a bad joke but I had to), you'll hardly be able to resist the urge to drown yourself in
butter. 
We do not recommend trying to drive or operate heavy machinery while wearing these claws. But they aren't completely useless-
you can sorta-kinda pick stuff up when you move the pinchers. You can also overpower anyone in a handshake since they're so big.

Set of two claws. 
Size: each is 14-1/2" long
Fits most adult hands.